...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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