Where is the hickey?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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