I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
there's paper in my vomit.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
so much tequila, so little girl.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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