Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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