so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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