I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just found puke in my bra..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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