remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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