He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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