Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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