I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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