Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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