i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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