Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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