he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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