You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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