She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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