Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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