? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I want a musical about memes.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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