spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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