farters have to be the big spoon...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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