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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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