When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Randomize
