can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize