A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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