That's intense
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
