I can't watch pbs sober anymore
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Randomize
