you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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