how can u be prego again
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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