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say what?
wanna hang out?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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