I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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