That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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