I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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