drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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