You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
So squirting runs in the family.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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