We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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