I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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