Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
dude. I can hear the air.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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