You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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