K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Well I just put wine in my tea
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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