Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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