I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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