you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Randomize
