she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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