To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Four minutes until I can fart!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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