we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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