im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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