i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
