I hate all girls vehemently.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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