You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Ketchup is God's man juice
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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