Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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