How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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