Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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