Non-Jews are for practice
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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