no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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